11.5.06

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aropires: hello
aropires: i was trying to register to sell an item but i noticed that i have to put a credit card number (i dont have one)
Tara-Lee: Yes, in an effort to keep eBay a safe, secure and enjoyable place for members to trade, some accounts are required to provide credit card verification purposes only. If you are asked for this information, you will need to enter it in order to proceed. Since you do not have one, you are able to ask a friend or family member to borrow one for the process.
aropires: ask a friend? u guys are really wood-faces!!! anything for the money!
Tara-Lee: The specific reasons for the requirement could be any of many different reasons, and we are unable to bypass this step.
aropires: could you make and exception in this case?
Tara-Lee: Sorry no there are no exceptions.
aropires: but i dont want to buy. just sell.
Tara-Lee: Yes, the credit card on that first step is just for identification. It is not held on the account. once you confirm your account and registration, you can then sign up as a seller. There you will need to provide a credit card and checking account (Or ID Verify in the place of both). But ID Verify will not work for the first registration step.
aropires: do u know other site like ebay that doesnt require credit card?
Tara-Lee: No sorry I do not know any other sites like eBay.
aropires: really? or it is anti-ethic for u to tell me one?
Tara-Lee: Other than working online, I do not experience much outside of work Internet. Nor do I know if credit cards are needed for those sites.
aropires: lets say that i give u my credit card numer,, and allow u to get like 5 dolars from it.. could u then let me sign ebay without puting my number there?
Tara-Lee: It is only for verification. You card will only be charged $1 (to ensure it is an active card), and then refunded. Once you have that basic account, you can then start up your sellers account.
aropires: one dollar??? and how will i know ebay will take only one dollar? not ten, or hundreds???
Tara-Lee: Your card will not be on the system. It is only for verification.
When you start up a seller account, you can sign up with ID Verify to prevent using your card.
aropires: if they cant take one they can take 100!!
Tara-Lee: eBay will not take $100 from you. if you wish not to use your card, please try a paid email address to pass that step.
aropires: would u trust ebay your card?
Tara-Lee: Yes I would and I do.
aropires: hmm
aropires: you are almost convincing me...
aropires: how old are you?
Tara-Lee: I do appreciate the time you've taken to contact us on Live Chat; however I am unable to continue this chat on a personal level. We are asked to maintain a professional nature and address issues related to the eBay site. If you do have any other questions regarding eBay, I'll be more than happy to help you out with them.
aropires: only wanted to check if i could trust u based on your age
Tara-Lee: No worries, we just are not to speak of personal information in chat.
eBay is one of the largest companies on the entire Internet. If the site was not safe, there would be very little repeat business. I am happy to report that a very large number of people make their living by using eBay and many millions more use it for personal buying and selling all the time.
aropires: good for them.
aropires: now be honest.. i was the most fun u ever had with a customer, right?
Tara-Lee: I will say yes, if you say I have convinced you to join the Internet's funnest site!
aropires: ohhhhh.. now u are getting funny too. tought u couldnt..
aropires: now could you send me a kiss good bye?
Tara-Lee: It was my pleasure talking with you tonight. Before closing this chat window, is there anything else I may help you with tonight?
aropires: yes!! send me my kiss :) i deserve one!
Tara-Lee: ^_^ Thank you very much for your time, and I hope you have a splendid night ahead. Feel welcome to come back to Live Chat if you have any further questions or concerns.
aropires: my friend leondre is very lonely tonight, he had an argument with his girlfriend. can i send him to talk to you? it would mean a lot to him.
The agent ended your chat session.

5 Comments:

Anonymous UFO disse...

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me mixei nas calcas de tanto rir....

Quinta-feira, Maio 11, 2006 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous DJ disse...

eu me mixei e me masterizei!

Quinta-feira, Maio 11, 2006 1:01:00 PM  
Anonymous  disse...

Detalhe que a mulher entendeu perfeitamente o que você quis dizer com WOOD FACES...

Quinta-feira, Maio 11, 2006 3:09:00 PM  
Blogger Denis disse...

Bingo!

Sexta-feira, Maio 12, 2006 4:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anônimo disse...

mto bom

Segunda-feira, Maio 15, 2006 3:49:00 PM  

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